Chloe. Seventeen. Single. Ask me anything.
  • fruitpacks:

    it takes all of my energy to read a post thats more than 2 sentences

    (via guitars-and-guns)

  • sadsk8r:

    doctors: why are all your bones broken
    me: totally gnarly kick flip
    doctors: fucking savage bro

    (Source: nicenewt, via guitars-and-guns)

  • redlark:

    There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped

    (via tomakehimfree)

  • Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

    lyinginbedmon:

    loganmcowen:

    xaldien:

    loganmcowen:

    Of fucking course

    What sick bastard doesn’t

    "You’d be surprised", said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely "men can’t be raped" anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.

    Yowch, disgusting.

    That rubbish cuts both ways. How long ago was it we heard “the female body has ways to shut that whole thing down”?

    (via agallifreyantrickster)

  • peanutbutterdanitime:

    ellisuwc:

    raffichu:

    She’s like Thor

    Oh my god the whole time I was thinking of it in her voice xD

    oh god i can hear them both oh heavens

    (Source: neon-bats, via tomakehimfree)

  • of-hobbits-and-men:

    deathbedscene:

    witchlette:

    my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time

    #i didn’t know i wanted this until now

    “your skin is pale white and ice cold”

    “bitch I’m black what are you on”

    (Source: capinkirk, via tomakehimfree)